Aqua net hairspray.. Its not just for HAIR!

My Mother, the woman that taught me EVERYTHING I need to know about Spider Spazing, kept these HUGE cans of Aqua Net hairspray next to her bed. By all accounts you’d think this woman had TEXAS BIG HAIR! But she didn’t use it for her hair. When she would see a spider on the wall she would spray the hell out of it till it stuck to the wall! All eight legs trying in vain to move, then she would break out the fly swatter! WACK! One very stiff, very dead spider! Sometimes she would neglect to wipe it off the wall. I know because while painting her bedroom one summer I found about four dark colored crunchy spider splat’s all over the wall!! Indeed, I learned from the BEST!

"The Author herself".....

That’s right! No Spiders in my house!!!


  1. Yay! Congratulations! FYI…Aqua Net is no longer on the shelf. Good luck! Xoxo!

  2. I’m so happy to see that you are writing. Your stories are funny and spot-on in the life of real people.

    • Thank you Tom… probably more so to people that can’t stand spiders! LOL!

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